How To Beat Them Off With a Stick

Since this post is following up the last post about being popular with the fellas, this might start sounding like a cocky/whiny dating blog. Trust, ladies. It's not. But if it were, dating blogs suck, and this one is no different. I just have a tale to tell and since I'm new to this whole dating thing, I could use some help figuring out how to deal with situations such as this one.

Yesterday, I went on a date. I went on a date with a lovely man with a lovely mind. We talked for hours over a few beers and the time just flowed over us. We never encountered a dull moment. He never once gave me his software developer job description in the several hours that we hung out. I'm not saying that we're a match made in heaven, but we connected for sure. At any rate, we're having this lovely time and he's filling in some gaps in my thoughts, and giving me a new perspective on things that I already felt to be true and... well, things were going goooood (extra o's included). 

We were sitting there, chatting away, when the headlining stand up comedian from a comedy show downstairs, barges in on our conversation. He notes that we must be having a really great date since we were still there after a three hour long comedy show. He jokingly asked if he could play at our wedding and bought us a round of shots. Then he began to linger. Even though I wanted to continue talking to Tim (the dude I was kicking it with), I kinda suck at being rude to strangers and tend to love being around fellow aspiring comedians. I was also a little drunk and was beginning to see us as the blurry three amigos. 

After some time, the comedian kept hanging around, buying more shots, more drinks, and telling Tim how to go about setting up a second date. I start to notice that the comedian was trying to upstage Tim, but I figured this was just what stand up comedians do. I figured he was trying to get a couple of fans. I figured he was just networking.  He hijacked my phone and this was the conversation I found when I was on my way home:

My Phone: Your so funny.

His Phone: Thank you. Your so kind. Your date wants me to leave. He really likes you. Good luck. If it doesn't work out, drop me a line.

My phone: You definitely have to perform at my wedding.

His Phone: Of course I will. Your to kind with your words. I hope Tom does well. 

Then later...

His phone: Nice meeting you Corrine. Not sure if that's spelled right, but I try. So how did the first date go? Scale of 1 to 10. 10 best, 1 worst. 

The end.

This seemed super odd to me, but I'm not sure. Is this a weird occurrence? Or is this just the dating world? Tell me your strangest hijacked date moment and you could win a new phone that already has a text in the inbox that says "I love you." Okay, not really, but you should share your weird dating story with me anyway.